The moon's got claws

blindtank:

sanziene:

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I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

avintagehoarder:

ohmonroe:

niick4:

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash

Who wants to dress cute like this with me and be twins for a day?! 

avintagehoarder:

ohmonroe:

niick4:

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash

Who wants to dress cute like this with me and be twins for a day?! 

i really don’t know what i am doing

shrikestrike:

sportsketball:

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

  • buddy
  • bud
  • pal
  • neighbor
  • *australian voice* mate
  • *cowboy voice* partner

don’t forget

  • *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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sadmermaid420:

Stopping mid sentence to announce that it’s 4:20

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

Taystee & Poussey: Realest Muthafuckin’ Friendship Begins

It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.

Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)

This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct

(via platonicsbeforeerotics)

That reminded us of this:

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(via smartgirlsattheparty)

sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

what the fuck is dashcon?

You gay?
Anonymous

buzzfeed:

We are a website.

2014 so far

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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i was bored so have a poorly-made jensen with makeup